Hammered (Adjective) Drunk. Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shit-faced.

I totally know that look! That wonky, eyes half-open face droop --her contacts have probably freeze-dried to her eyeballs and when she tries to remove them, she'll likely get a finger full of cornea. Don't even try to get the lenses in the case, Hilary. If you're wearing two-week disposables, forget about it -- they're now three-day lenses, unless you wake up in a stranger's house and can't see but to find the crusted lenses lying around the sink in a crunchy ball. If you carefully pick them up and soak them in solution for a few minutes, sometimes they're wearable to the extent that they can get you home. My advice: On nights I went home with a stranger looking like that, I've discovered it's best not to be able to see very well the next morning anyway -- lack of prescriptive eyewear and drunk goggles are about the same, so maybe you can leave thinking you went home with a looker. If you can remove your dehydrated tongue from the roof of your mouth, my advice: Just call a cab.

The good news, however, is that you're still in the upright position. You're probably only looking at a Level III Hangover.