Grade-A Turds: (Noun) Individuals with all the personality and usefulness of an actual log of shit; a real "dud" or "stinker," you could say.

A prestigious awards show host should ideally be someone with a great charisma, charm and a stellar sense of humor. Apparently, in lieu of finding someone with any of those qualities, the 2008 Emmy Awards have decided to settle for sheer quantity; as this year's awards will be hosted by hosts of lesser programs: Ryan Seacrest (of "American Idol," who also hosted last year) Heidi Klum (of "Project Runway"), Howie Mandel ("Deal or No Deal"), Tom Bergeron ("Dancing With the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos") and Jeff Probst ("Survivor").

Man. Someone is having a no-personality TV host party, and nobody thought to invite Carson Daly? That's just wrong. Poor guy is going to be sobbing into a pint of Chubby Hubby for weeks, now in addition to just on Friday nights while watching "Ghost Whisperer."

Photos of Heidi Klum, because no one wants to look at Howie Mandel or Tom Bergeron: