Gay Gayerson: (Pop Culture Reference) Someone who epitomizes gay, as quoted by Roseanne: "You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson."

In the least shocking revelation since Ashlee Simpson admitted to getting a nose job -- Pete Wentz is fessing up that so maybe he did kinda sorta used to make out with dudes.

He tells Out magazine he first smooched a guy when he was 16 or 17, probably on a dare. He experimented again around 18 and 19, he says. His last same-sex make out? “A long time ago,” Wentz, 29, says. “Probably when I was 22?”

“When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that,” he tells Out. “And I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was.” (Source)

There are lots of justifiable reasons why a person who isn't gay might make out with a member of the same sex. Most of them however, fall into the categories of legitimate acting purposes or drunken college debauchery. And hey, we've all been there, trust me. "Rebellion" on the other hand, ranks up there on the bullshit-o-meter with "a poisonous snake bit him on the mouth and I had to suck the poison out."

Pete and Beardslee on his 29th birthday. This is so not going to end well: