Dead (Adjective) Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

The latest word in the Land of Make Believe --our beloved blogosphere -- is that Shonda Rhimes, the creator and exec producer of "Grey's Anatomy" is so horked off with crazy-in-the-head Rainbow Killer for that whole Emmy controversy that she's considering writing her off the show. Marc Malkin, who not only spells his name wrong, but gets his gossip straight from the source -- a magical unicorn with a ringed dildo spiked through its head -- writes:

"It's not good there," a source tells me of the Grey's Anatomy set. "Shonda is pissed. They're thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead." (Source)

Just like that, huh? I wish real life were more like bad medical dramas featuring mostly unpleasant-to-look at people masquerading at sex objects. That way, if I got upset with someone, I'd just write them out of my life forever. Crazy racist postman who tells me the exact same stories every time I see him: A piano just fell on your head. Your dead, asshole. Grammar Nazi dying to tell me that I should've used "you're" and not "your" in the previous sentence? How's that Strunk and White I just permanently wrote into your asshole feel, Plinko? Oh, and Dunkin Donuts lady who keeps giving me liquid sugar no matter how many fucking times I ask for granulated? How'd you like the taste of monster-truck bumper, corpse face?

As for "Grey's" without Heigl? What's the point? Hating her is the only thing the show has going for it. Without her, it's just a bunch of McBlands making up McStupid McNicknames in between unpleasant-to-watch pillow fights and make-out sessions.