Beauty Secret

By Stacey on July 28, 2008 Posted in: Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian
bigmac_1.jpgBeauty Secret: (Noun) A woman's personal beauty regimen, kept under a shroud of mystery, which she attributes to her feminine prowess.

Kim Kardashian and her sister, Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian pay homage to the secret to their success at the 40th Birthday Party for the almighty Big Mac. What, you thought people were just born with asses like Kim Kardashian's?

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sassmouth said:

I certainly don't get that outfit Kim is wearing. It looks like she tried to sexify my grandpa's Dickies coveralls.

July 28, 2008 1:11 PM

sassmouth said:

But failed.

July 28, 2008 1:12 PM

socalledonlycousins said:

"Big Mac" is actually Kim's nickname for my penis, which is locked in a geosynchronous orbit around the magnificent planetary object that is Kim's delicious ass.

My fists are not the Big Mac.

My penis is the Big Mac.

July 28, 2008 3:58 PM

Kamikaze Feminist said:

Whoa...to celebrate the Big Mac Daddy of heart failure and obesity, the best they could come up with was the Kardashian clan? I'm sure none of them have even touched a Big Mac let alone know how to spell it.
Maybe they're just waiting for when I make my move and write a scathing editorial on them and their enormous sets of Big Mac Asses. Tubbies.

July 28, 2008 5:49 PM