Succubus (Noun)  A demoness from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them while they are asleep; a bitchy, controlling girlfriend.

Although the rest of sane America has rightfully, appropriately, and justly turned against Rainbow Killer for her litany of public relations guffaws, as well as her divatistic, arrogant behavior -- most recently, throwing the "Grey's Anatomy" writers under the bus -- there's still one guy who stands by his woman. Katie's wife, Josh Kelley.

“I’m always supportive of Katie, no matter what she does,” Kelley told Us Weekly.

Hence, their recent photo-op/getaway to Cabo San Lucas. “We needed time away from work and industry hassles,” said Kelley. Kelley also has shown other signs of support in the relationship, according to the mag. He’s “learning how to do Katherine’s curlers … if you are wondering why my guitar sounds weird, it’s because I burnt my pinkie on the curlers." (Source)

Sheesh. Josh Kelley is, like, the Katie Holmes of men. I'll concede that I had no idea who Kelley was before that succubus stole his soul, but I'd like to think that he wasn't the sort of guy who kissed his cell phone whenever his wife called. Now? Well, of course he supports Heigl, because that's the only time she'll allow her emotionally and socially dominated life partner speak. It's only a matter of time before the man is holding a weekly pedicure parties -- I oughtta know. I have the prettiest toes on my street.

Gotta go now -- my wife's giant feather doesn't fan itself, you know.