Hmm. For not being gay, Chace Crawford sure seems comfortable with the neck of that bottle. (The Blemish)

This week on "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous..." Nick Hogan's luxury suite! (Celebslam)

Megan Fox doesn't even give interviews anymore. She just has "Letters to Penthouse" write them for her. (Yeeeah!)

Charlie Sheen looks totally creepy in his wedding photo. (Seriously? OMG!)

Uma Thurman gets blood all over the place. (Agent Bedhead)

The hell with this "presidential campaign" bullcrap... Here's a poll that matters. (IBBB)

My eyes! I'm not supposed to get Pussycat Whore in them! (HQ Celebrity)

Extravagant celebrity wedding? $2 million dollars. Beating that whore of a best friend who started dating your boyfriend's brother to the altar? Priceless. (popbytes)

Liv Tyler talks about that sexy Aerosmith video she did at 16 -- and more importantly -- that her dad used to make her smell the food that she dental flossed out of her mouth. Ew! (Celebitchy)