The most reviled reality star since Omarossa has somehow managed to  remain in the "Top Chef' competition despite the immense levels of suck that envelope her. (Bricks and Stones)

Clearly unfamiliar with IKEA, Brad Pitt drops close to $1 million on some furniture. At least he won't have to assemble it. (Celebslam)

Lily Allen apologizes for her drunken behavior earlier this week. Hey, Lily. Don't apologize to us, apologize to your liver. (Yeeeah!)

Why, prey tell, would anyone want to stalk Jamie Lynn Spears? (The Blemish)

The exciting life and times of Nick Hogan, now with pictures! (IDLYITW)

Holy Moly waxes nostalgic, tracks the worst ten celebrity break-ups. (Holy Moly)

Awwww. It's not nice to make fun of mothers who'd rather get drunk and party than take care of their goddamn kid. (Celebitchy)

There she goes again -- Kate Walsh is showing her ass. (Seriously? OMG!)

Swingers, baby! Welcome to "Swingtown." (Pajiba)