Pufftard teaches us how to shave our balls and teabag in cologne. Bwuh? (The Blemish)

Hey, do you think Nicole Richie's carpet matches her drapes? (Seriously? OMG!)

Matthew McConaughey unsurprisingly can't keep his dick in his pants. (Yeeeah!)

We already knew Denise Richards was psychotic, and now she's a liar, too! (Celebslam)

Jenna Jameson could take some notes from Traci Lords on how to look like a classy former pron star. (usemycomputer)

J. Lo does something uncharacteristically unselfish; therefore I uncharacteristically have no insulting zinger for her. (Celebitchy)

Who wore it better? Downy breasted white bird looking shit on your dress edition. (Ayyyy!)

Kristen Bell is a tease: more of her FHM photoshoot. (HQ Celebrity)

Now I don't feel so bad for really liking Fangsley Dunst in Drop Dead Gorgeous. (Pajiba)