Scientologize: (Verb) The process of converting a person into Scientology.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, who are totally not Scientologists -- why would you ever think such a thing -- are funding an elementary school which just happens to incorporate the teaching methods of L. Ron Hubbard, as well as employ church members for teachers. Apparently to prove how totally secure they are with their non-Scientologyhood.

A Hubbard-influenced teaching method called study technology will be applied. It focuses on hands-on experience, mastering a subject before moving on and not reading past words students don't understand.

Among the reading, writing and 'rithmatic classes, the curriculum includes living skills, robotics, yoga, etiquette and technology. The school also has a no-sugar policy and encourages parents to limit their children's television time. (Source)

And the best part is the school is nondenominational, so that means anyone can attend! Even Will and Jada's kids! Actually, non-Scientologist kids are especially encouraged to join. Don't worry though, they promise not to brainwash them. And anyway, kids are almost impossible to influence, right? Especially ones that have been deprived of sugar and TV. Their heads will be too clear to do anything stupid like renounce knowing their families for a Snickers fun size bar.

More of the non-Scientologists at the concert for Nelson Mandela this weekend: