Pariah Carey: (Phrase) Just a really fun way of saying "Nobody likes Mariah Carey."

Mariah Carey is reportedly having to scrap plans for a follow-up, multimillion dollar NYC dream wedding to her quickie Bahamas elopement to Nick Cannon because nobody wants to pay for it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle,” said a source familiar with Mariah’s plans. What went wrong? The issue of who was picking up the tab. “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested,” the source revealed. (Source)

Christ. This would be sad if it weren't so totally fucking hilarious! Even Ashlee Simpson, who is an unlikeable, worthless piece of shit got $1.4 mil for her wedding photos from People. Then again, I'm guessing if Paris Hilton were to throw a "doggie wedding" for two of her stupid chihuahuas it would still garner more public interest than Mariah Carey cramming her big ass into a skintight wedding gown encrusted with pink and purple Swarovski crystals patterned into butterfly shapes. There are some some instances where the imagination is more than adequate.

Just for fun, "Baseball is Hard!" Barbie: