No Brainer: (Noun) Something that requires or involves little or no mental effort.

The LAPD has finally decided not to charge Britney Spears for an incident that took place in November of last year, in which Britney accidentally ran over a paparazzi's foot as she was leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A.

"[Spears] made a statement to the police indicating she had no recollection of the event and that she was not aware at the time that her car had come in contact with any one," the report says. (Source)

The way I see it, even if she did know what she was doing, I think any member of the paparazzi should know damn well what they're getting themselves into when they approach Britney Spears in a moving vehicle. I mean, we're not going to blame the hippo when that idiot who dresses up in a hippo outfit to try to collect hippo sweat receives his eventual mauling to death, now are we? These people are trained professionals, and they understand the risks that come with a dangerous job. If you value your precious foot bones or don't want a giant hippo cock to be the last thing you see in this life, than maybe something in a cubicle would be better suited to your needs. I'm just saying.

Ms. Brit safely not behind the wheel of a car, poolside in Vegas this weekend: