Mortified
Mortified (Verb) To cause to experience shame, humiliation, or wounded pride.You gotta wonder a little what it's like for 14-year-old Indio Downey to go out in public with his Dad. I mean, is he proud or a little mortified? On the one hand, it's his Dad. But on the other, it's Robert Downey, Jr. On the one hand, RDJ -- a gazillionaire -- is wearing the type of outfit you might find at a thrift shop. But then again, thrift shops are cool. If you're 23. Or maybe if you're Robert Downey, Jr.
But I'll tell you this: It doesn't matter who he is or how cool he is, dollars to donuts says that no 14-year-old kid wants to be seen with his father when his Dad is carrying an over-the-shoulder fannypack/man purse.
That ain't right. Not even for RDJ.
I don't want to start a fight or anything, dude, but you're not saying that it's not manly to carry a purse, are you? You're the last guy I imagined who would say something like that.
What? Just because I have a crush on Ryan Reynolds and I write for a gossip blog doesn't mean I like man purses. Hell: If I were gay, I wouldn't carry a purse.
Besides, it takes a real man to admit a crush on another male. Own up to your same-sex feelings, hater.
Hmm... Methinks the lady doth protest too much?
Carrying a murse is questionable, but so is wearing too much superhero regalia.
Kid, I understand your admiration for Batman. But please wear one item at a time.
Also, RDJ's garage shirt covers up his tee, so I can't see what he hearts. What do you heart, Robert? I must know!
Is it just me or does the kid look more like the child of Judd Nelson?
Does no one else find it at least slightly hilarious that Ironman's kid is wearing a Batman belt buckle? Anyone? No? Just me, eh. Fine then just shut me up.
"Own up"? Who denied? I was all, um, intrigued with RDJ and the purse, and you went and ruined my buzz. And from you, of all people, I felt a little c-ck bl-cked.
It's the hypocrisy I have to call, Dustin. Arkie to Arkie, yo.
I have a problem with going with the entire 50s-garage-wrench-monkey ensemble. One piece of it: fine. But the uniform pants and big blocky shoes, too? That's tryin', man. Maybe he's on-set for something?
And yes, darwinfox, I loved that, too. There's always a way to piss off one's parents, no matter how much street-cool they have.
Downey's smoking in front of his kid?!? Oh yeah, way to ingrain good behavior in him.
Oh, and if you're 14 years old and you still have a Batman beltbuckle that you actually wear out in public on a regular basis you are a dorktastic dick gobbling spazz who even the nerds will taunt and tease.