Matching

nkotb0616_1.jpgMatching: (Verb) To correspond in some essential respect; make or be harmonious.

Awww, how cute! The New Kids on the Block are wearing matching outfits! I haven't seen wardrobe synchronization this sophisticated since, well, the Backstreet Boys. I guess it only makes sense for a has-been boy band of twenty years ago to be taking fashion tips from a has-been boy band of ten years ago. Also, how much do you love that Joey and Jordan are totally hamming it up, while John looks somewhat uncomfortable and Danny and Donny look downright fucking mortified? Oh, I know that look, all right. That's the same look my cats used to give me when I was a kid, when I would dress them up in baby clothes and put them in my sister's stroller.

I give these divas another month of this charade, tops.

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4 Comments


sassmouth said:

That is so gay. For lack of a better word, of course.

Matching Adidas? For real?


Stacey said:

Look at the last thumbnail. Donny looks like he wants to cry. He's like, "I had a cameo in The Sixth Sense, dammit!"


Jackie said:

Ah, I missed boybands. Bring'em BACK!


TV Revival said:

If the Spice Girls can do a reunion tour and make millions, why can't these boys? Only suckers buy those tickets, so let them have their stupid nostalgic dream for another month.