F*ck Buddy
F*ck Buddy (Noun) A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or goat, horse, or domesticated pet),
with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that
you both want sex and nothing more.Ladies and Gentlemen, my secret fuck buddy: Mickey Rourke, a man who knows how to treat a man, by wrecking the shit out of him.
Give it to me, Mickey. I love you, you ugly son of a bitch.
That still makes me so sad. What a waste of talent and looks. It's hard to believe that's the same guy.
Is it weird that I actually find him sexually attractive? Sure, his fca elooks like a baseball glove, but hey, the guy's built.
If this man is around and "You Can Leave Your Hat On" starts playing, my clothes are totally coming off.