Dysfunctional

hogan0611_1.JPGDysfunctional: (Adjective) Deviating from the norms of social behavior in a way regarded as bad.

Poor Brooke Hogan. There's a lot going on right now, and you know she's not very smart so it's all probably very confusing for her. While she's mostly OK with Nick being in jail for ruining a young man's life, and her dad dating some lady who looks just like her -- she is finally putting her foot down over her mom dating one of her 19-year-old former classmates. From an interview with E!'s Michael Yo:

"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school). I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."

"I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."

Once upon a time there was a normal family of termites, and then I decided to rip up the old, rotting tree stump out of my front yard that they lived in. And boy were they confused! It was pretty much the first time they had ever seen the light of day or anyone paid attention to them. So they pretty much just swarmed in an aimless frenzy until one accidentally got drunk off of the gasoline fumes from the lawnmower and ran into a tree, and the rest latched onto the first familiar looking bleach blonde, leather-skinned hunks of meat they could find. Wait, who was I talking about again? Oh, right -- the termites. Yeah, I just sprayed them away with the hose and I think they all died.

Putting the "fun" in dysfunction:

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