Discombobulated: (Verb) To disconcert or confuse someone.

Keeping on the theme of celebrity children we've got going this week, here is Christina Aguilera, who took time out of her busy schedule of staying out all night getting wasted to film this "Rock the Vote" PSA with her son, Max. In the spot, Aguilera sings a lullaby of "America the Beautiful" to her infant son. That's very sweet and all, but I can't help feeling a little sorry for poor Max, who is probably confused as hell who this strange lady is, and why she's painted like Ronald McDonald.

Seriously, there's just no way these things aren't toxic for children under the age of two: