Disappointment: (Noun) The feeling of sadness or displeasure caused by the nonfulfillment of one's hopes or expectations.

In a move which is literally going to make several preteen girls kind of disappointed, Ashlee Simpson has announced that she is postponing her summer tour due to her case of the pregnantitus. Between this and Avril canceling several dates on her "Best Damn Whatever" tour, let's just say that now is really not a good time to be a fan of shitty music. The only way things could possibly get worse at this point is if Gwen Stefani were to put a copyright on "annoying girl pop-punk dance music" before going into early retirement.

More photos from the grand opening of the new Palms in Las Vegas with Pete Wentz looking like more like a gay hairdresser in wee pants than usual and Jessica Simpson looking more like the chubby one from "Full House" than usual: