Cool Points: (Scientific Formula) A system of points which effectively determines an individual's coolness, which can either be added or deducted to reflect one's actions.
Drew Barrymore paid a visit to the Velvet Grip tattoo parlor in Los Angeles earlier this week, where she reportedly got her tongue pierced. I am not making this up. According to a source
at the parlor, Drew was overheard saying that she had wanted it done for "seven years" now.
Seriously? That's funny, because there was about a four year window of time in the 1990's when it was cool to get your tongue pierced, and even seven years ago she still wouldn't have nearly cut it. And by now
... Well, those of us -- I mean -- even people who did
get it done back then don't like to talk about it out of both general embarrassment and bad memories of the time they accidentally swallowed it and pooped it out. Not that I would know anything about that.
Pssst, Drew: you know what won't
make you lose cool points? Wearing a bra