Comedy Killer: (Phrase) A word, phrase, or topic that is so tasteless or upsetting, that, upon hearing it, an audience will simply refuse to laugh and instantly turn on the performer. Examples include: cancer, violence against women, the Holocaust, recent plane crashes, the Kennedys, child abuse, and Kathy Griffin's naked body.
NOT. FUNNY. There are just some things you shouldn't joke about, and a Kathy Griffin wardrobe malfunction ranks at least in like, the top five
. This is about as tasteless a practical joke as getting told your whole family is dead. Just because you find out that your family is safe and sound; or that it's really just a fake prosthetic boob doesn't stop the sweating or heart palpitations. OK?