Chop N Pop: (Noun) Slang term for celebrity caesarean convenience birth.

Tori Spelling checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for her scheduled chop 'n pop yesterday afternoon accompanied by husband Dean McDermott. Later the couple's second child, Stella Doreen, was delivered.

As the two were ushered in by hospital personnel, they were taking care of some last-minute details—like whether they have enough memory on their digital camera. "Don't worry," McDermott reassured his wife. "That thing [the camera] holds like 150 [photos]." (Source)

Whoa, 150 whole pictures? Wait a minute, you two aren't the ones who bought my old Kodak EasyShare® off ebay the other week, are you? Ebay screenname DMGraduates93? What, and people are saying that you guys are poor? Please! That camera went for like, twenty-three whole dollars. Plus shipping and handling. Can poor people afford $8.95 shipping for a used digital camera? Yeah, suck on that, Spelling empire.

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