But Jennifer Garner should be ashamed of herself. All that money, all those looks, and she goes off and has a cute damn kid. Couldn't the child at least keep her up half the night crying or something? Surely there is some measure of hope to hang on to that her life is not simply perfect?

Violet is my favorite celebrity baby ever. I find her so cute, and the whole family looks so loving and happy when they're out together. It's borderline depressing, actually...