Canceled: (Verb) To decide or announce that an arranged or planned event will not take place.

He says "potato" and she says "is that what y'all make hash browns from?" And reportedly, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are now calling the whole thing off.

“Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner. And now she's called off their wedding plans.” (Source)

Jamie Lynn is now 17 years old. When I was 17, the three major things my boyfriend and I had in common were fucking, living a close proximity to each other, and the fact that my parents didn't get home from work until after 5:00. Four if you count a mutual appreciation for "Beavis and Butthead." Suffice to say those aren't the kind of building blocks which typically ensure a lifetime of marital bliss. A lifetime of Miller High Life numbed marital apathy if you're lucky. My advice to both of them is to run like hell and don't stop until you've reached an ocean.

Pregnant and pumping gas in heels -- bless her trashy little heart: