Bombshell

By Dustin on June 12, 2008 Posted in: Charlize Theron
charlizebombshell.jpgBombshell (Adjective)  an utterly gorgeous, beautiful woman.

I love the dichotomy between the images offered here and the subhead: "The Thinking Man's Bombshell." I don't suppose it's entirely inaccurate, as long as you presuppose that a man thinks only with his penis. I mean, if you're going to go through with this "thinking man's" charade, at least give the woman some turtle-shell glasses, huh?

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Vermillion said:

Still, if anyone was going to get that admittedly ill-conceived moniker, they could do worse thatn Charlize. I don't think even my superior upper brain could handle the sight of her in glasses, though.

I am more puzzled by the scrawl at the bottom:

The New Lesbianism: Why Boys Don't Do Girls Who Do Girls!

Who are these stupid, stupid boys? Are they the mysterious non-thinking men who don't consider her a bombshell? Where can I find them, so that I may strike them rapidly with my fists?

June 12, 2008 2:34 PM

True_Blue said:

Men's Mag Dictionary:

Thinking Man's Bombshell (or Sex Symbol): noun. A gorgeous Hollywood actress who do not sport huge (usually man-made) boobies and/or do not bleach their hair into unnatural shade of yellow, or both.

Antonym: Pamela Anderson

June 13, 2008 1:23 PM