Bengasm (Noun) An orgasm that one experiences when thinking about, dreaming about, listening to or watching Ben Fucking Folds.What other gossip blog out there features pictures of Ben Folds? With his wife, no less?! Yeah, that's what I thought. We're not the 22,623rd most popular web site on the Interwebs for nothin'!
Now shut-up so I can enjoy my Bengasm.



You're a kumquat.
Is that his fourth wife?
Ahhhhhhh the Bengasm! THIS is why WIMB is no. 1 in my heart. Thanks for keeping we, the dorky music nerds, happy.
Awww, they are the cutest couple! Wouldn't you love to invite them over for game night?
Ben Folds is amazing live. He's a great performer and involves the audience, and it's tons of fun. I heart him.
Thanks for posting stuff about Ben Folds. I have loved him for sooo long!
Ben beats Rilo Kiley, hand down. Give me a nerdy Carolina boy any day.
Ben is going to win that for me, easy. He's got me through a lot over the years. I dont think I listened to anything but Ben during my last messy break up.
And to the above poster, this is his fourth wife. I knew he and Frally had split but I didn't realize until this post that he had married again.
I hope he still turns up in Adelaide (Where I live) once in a while.
Ben Folds is so much cooler than Rilo Kiley will ever be. I mean, RILO KILEY? That name alone inspires thoughts of teeny boppers mauling Jonas Brothers posters with their braces.
Who is that with Ben? I thought he and Frally were divorcing..
Oh. Caillan had answered my question, if I'd only had the patience to read through the comments.
ben folds is cooler. ben. no contest, no argument. anyone who can pen a song like "song for the dumped" and sing it convincingly enough (in english AND japanese! suck it, everyone else) to make me forget all of my relationship woes is certainly the champion of the universe. he is the most amazing songwriter ever. jeez.
ps: his new wife's name is fleur.
Actually, Ben is not cooler. I lied. But his dorky ass kicks Rilo Kiley's hipster one right to the curb.
ben hasn't written a good song, like song for the dumped, since the twin towers fell. also, his shows are basically the same show over and over. he needs to stop getting married and get back to writing good music