God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me.
That might just be OK with beau John Mayer. “He puts on this act in his blog but he likes being followed around and all of the attention. He’s a typical rock star that way. Jen feeds right into it,” said a source who knows Mayer.
Will it last? “They’re really into each other. John’s definitely different with her than he’s been with other girls, so maybe,” said the Mayer source. (Source)
A Hubbard-influenced teaching method called study technology will be applied. It focuses on hands-on experience, mastering a subject before moving on and not reading past words students don't understand.
Among the reading, writing and 'rithmatic classes, the curriculum includes living skills, robotics, yoga, etiquette and technology. The school also has a no-sugar policy and encourages parents to limit their children's television time. (Source)
"The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," Hilton said in a statement. "I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses." (Source)
“I can’t re-imagine it currently,” Perry told The Billy Bush Show Thursday. “It’s just not something that I’ve thought about to be quite honest,” Perry revealed. “I don’t see it happening.” As for his former castmates Spelling and Garth, “I wish them a lot of luck. I hope they have a lot of success with it,” Perry said. (Source)
Succubus (Noun) A demoness from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them while they are asleep; a bitchy, controlling girlfriend.
“I’m always supportive of Katie, no matter what she does,” Kelley told Us Weekly.
Hence, their recent photo-op/getaway to Cabo San Lucas. “We needed time away from work and industry hassles,” said Kelley. Kelley also has shown other signs of support in the relationship, according to the mag. He’s “learning how to do Katherine’s curlers if you are wondering why my guitar sounds weird, it’s because I burnt my pinkie on the curlers." (Source)
Sheesh. Josh Kelley is, like, the Katie Holmes of men. I'll concede that I had no idea who Kelley was before that succubus stole his soul, but I'd like to think that he wasn't the sort of guy who kissed his cell phone whenever his wife called. Now? Well, of course he supports Heigl, because that's the only time she'll allow her emotionally and socially dominated life partner speak. It's only a matter of time before the man is holding a weekly pedicure parties -- I oughtta know. I have the prettiest toes on my street.
Gotta go now -- my wife's giant feather doesn't fan itself, you know.
Fake (Noun) Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is.
How many folks saw this video, got really excited, sent it to about 12 friends, and then realized it was fake?
It's a goddamn viral Gatorade commercial.
Man, I was crushed. It just goes to show you, unless it's Ryan Reynolds, nothing is as good as it appears. Bummer. All well. Here's some RR:
The Jolie-Pitt Foundation will provide $500,000 for school supplies and education programs for refugee children in Iraq and $500,000 for American children who either lost a parent deployed in Iraq or have a parent serving in that country. (Source)
Back Fat (Noun) The scientific term used to describe fatty deposits in one's lower back.
Jumpin' Jehosofat! Those Brazilians are messed up:
Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova is being attacked by the Brazilian media for appearing too fat on the runway. Kurkova was slammed in the country for appearing in a bikini with what critics called "back fat, love handles and cellulite" at the Cia Maritima show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. (Source)Hypothetical exchange between an American male and a Brazilian journalist:
Obama told reporters Tuesday that "she sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me. "I [wrote] saying, 'Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship," he explained. (Source)
Get Some (Verb) To receive something well, whether it be sex, money, victory, or something else.
Joss Whedon fans: Although you'll have to wait a little longer to see the long-awaited web musical series, "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog," starring Nathon Fillion and Neil Patrick Harris, the teaser trailer is officially live.
“She is [going to be] a no show,” Francis told Access. “Her lawyer says that she is dropping it and issuing an apology to me.”
Abomination (Noun) A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years. (Source)
I don't know who the man is in this video, but he's a fucking abomination. He should be strung upside down by his testicles and drowned in fresh cattle carcass. Just my humble opinion.
Assfacehole (Noun) E!'s Ted Casablanca.
The audacity. The nerve. The chutzpah! What a fucking assfacehole! Ted Casablanca -- a gossip columnist who seriously needs to have something sharp and metal shoved into his pretty little chin dimple -- has the nerve to suggest that all is not right in the land of Ben and Jennifer. He writes:
Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck. Say it ain't so, baby-cakes! Nevertheless, waiting on comment now from both parties. Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps. (Source)
Bite your fucking tongue, asshole. First Ryan and Alanis. And now Ben and Jennifer? No sir. Not true. Ain't happening. And your an assfacehole dickmonster loobyhockey dillymobile for even suggesting it. It will never happen. And they should sue you for slander. And libel. And then someone should kick you in the ribs for passing along tainted gossip. You, sir, are a scalleywag!
“I don’t know the specifics, but I can speak about what sort of responsibility entertainment should hold for social behavior. Unfortunately, we’ve had these instances where guys kill people because of what they hear in rock ‘n roll lyrics or some garbage like that. Look, if you’re going to blame a movie or song for your actions, whether they be good or bad, I think you’re looking at the wrong things to influence your life.” (Source)
"Sounds like I've got $4 million coming my way," the Naked Cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, told The Post upon learning of Manhattan federal Judge Denny Chin's decision.
'They have just grown apart. They've decided they're better off as friends. It's sad but they're determined to keep it amicable.' Guy was pictured a fortnight ago on a night out with male friends and sources said he and his wife were planning to spend most of the summer apart. (Source)
Boston (City) Capital of Massachusetts, where the F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. Bostonians think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich in the burbs. They can't drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is very easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game.
Goddamn, I miss Boston. Arrogant motherfucking pricks -- every goddamn one of them, including Matt Damon. But, hell if it ain't the best city in the world.
Absolute Moron (Noun) Someone who claims fear for her life while simultaneously following her aggressor.
The Hulk and Linda saga continues. Not content to sleep with people half their age and swap venereal diseases with the cheering section, apparently Linda Hogan has a restraining order out against Hulk, one that Hulk allegedly violated. In fact, that bastion of ill ethics, TMZ, obtained a recording of the 9/11 call that Linda made after Hulk violated the restraining order. Here's a taste of the transcript:
Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around. I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.It's unspoken, but the subtext there is "Stop following you, you absolute fucking moron."
911: OK, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!
"It's the greatest song of my life."
"[The surfers] formed a semicircle in front of his camera and they said [McConaughey] didn't want him to film," Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore told the Los Angeles Times. "They got into an argument, and [the photographer] indicated that he received injuries...[The surfers] took the video camera and threw it in the water." (Source)
Birkhead said he is trying to make sure his daughter has something to remember her mother by. "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career." (Source)
"He sent a team of interns on a wild goose chase for Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer," said our witness. "Then he sent one of the interns back out to get him a new drink when he realized his seltzer was not the brand he requested."You know what, Mike? Seltzer is seltzer, and you need to stick your ego back up your ass where it belongs. You know that movie of yours that opened over the weekend, about an American raised by gurus? Maybe in the course of your "research" (which I'm sure entailed shitting on linoleum and rolling around in it), you didn't run across the Buddhist belief that whatever you do comes back to you. It's called Karma, Mike. And that 4th place opening of Love Guru probably had a little something to do with that seltzer you returned, bitch.
The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity.
The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her. (Source)
Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits. (Expletives) The Seven Dirty words you're not allowed to say on television. Also, how we feel about the passing of George Carlin.
George Carlin (1937 - 2008). You'll be sorely missed. Mr. Carlin. (Video very NSFW).
With a little help from her sisters, Kourtney, 29, and Kim, 27, she made the transformation. "Kim encourages me to work out and Kourtney is healthy about food. It's empowering," says Khloe, who has already lost 12 pounds - and has a hot new body to rival her older siblings'. "I don't want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!" (Source)
Winehouse's father, Mitch, who drove his daughter to the clinic, told London's Telegraph that his daughter will remain hospitalized "as long as possible" until her physicians determine a proper diagnosis. (Source)
Battle of the Bulge (Historical Event) The Ardennes Offensive (16 December 1944 - 25 January 1945), also called The Battle of the Bulge, was a major German offensive on the Western Front and was launched towards the end of World War II. It was also Adolf Hitler's last offensive in the war. Also, a pretend pissing match between Mario Lopez and Mark Wahlberg over the size of their respective bulges.
An evil troll, Torok, the transformed state of the ex-husband of an old friendly witch named Eunice St. Clair, has chosen her apartment building to be the heart of the restoration of the world he once knew. To do this he uses an Emerald ring, and takes possession of a little girl named Wendy, whose brother Harry immediately suspects something wrong. Torok, often in the form of the little girl, goes into each occupant's apartment, hideously transforming people into plant pods.
"She was great," Buechler tells me. "The camera loves her. She's a really good actress...I am personally going to fight for her." Buechler says the $25 million remake is being financed independently: "It's a retelling of the original story with some twists." (Source)
Tori Spelling mourns the death of her beloved pug, the only creature in her house uglier than her.What a bunch of cretins! How insulting is that? Clearly, Tori is much uglier than the pug; I mean, at least the dog has an excuse for being pugly, right? I'm just saying: Don't go around bagging on a dog's looks and, for fuck's sake, don't suggest it's uglier than Tori Spelling. That's just piling on.
They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” says the friend. (Source)
"I went to voice coaching. I was absolutely terrified. I thought my legs were going to buckle and on the first couple of takes I sounded like a pubescent boy! I didn't realise I was going to have to do it live," she told BANG Showbiz. (Source)Hey, that's funny. Because if it looks like a pubescent boy, and sings like a pubescent boy, well: Maybe ...
''He was emotionally needy and got more difficult as the shoot went along,'' Spheeris says. ''You should have heard him bitching when I was trying to do that 'Bohemian Rhapsody' scene: 'I can't move my neck like that! Why do we have to do this so many times? No one is going to laugh at that!''' To manage Myers' moods, Spheeris put her daughter in charge of making sure he had whatever snack he needed at any given moment: ''To this day, I have this image of her sitting on this little cooler, looking at me, like, 'Mom, I f---ing hate you.''' (Source)Oddly enough, though some of Mike Myer's behavior is explained or excused in the profile (mostly by Lorne Michaels), no one really refutes that Myers is a dill-tool. But with The Love Guru coming out this weekend, and so far as I can tell, the buzz being nil, maybe Myers should consider the way he's treating people before he gets Chevy Chase Syndrome. You know what happened to Chevy, don't you, Mike? It's called a 20-year dry streak with no end in sight. That squinty-eyed goofy smile ain't gonna get you too much further in life. So, watch yourself, Mike. The bottom is a lot lonelier when you got no friends.
"Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry."
"I am the happiest guy in the world," Altman said. "I get to be married to George Takei."
The hilltop house, located in a gated community, has been the scene of the recent drama in the singer's life, including the night in January she was taken from the property in an ambulance and forced into a psychiatric hospital.
It was not immediately clear where she intends to move. But a source close to Spears said, "Having more privacy and wide open spaces for her to raise her boys has been a goal for some time." (Source)
Aniston and Mayer logged plenty of hours in the sun, chilling (or warming, really) on chaise lounges, waterskiing and jet-skiing in the warm Pacific Ocean and dining al fresco.
Aniston has been there at least twice before—once with a group of gal pals, including BFF Courteney Cox, and another time with then-boyfriend Vince Vaughn. (Source)
"[Spears] made a statement to the police indicating she had no recollection of the event and that she was not aware at the time that her car had come in contact with any one," the report says. (Source)
"When she kisses she does this cool little thing. She does this little 'grrhh' gnaw thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!" (Watch full interview here.)
Dope (Noun) Informal. a stupid or unresponsive person, e.g., Spencer Pratt.
The essence of Spencer Pratt revealed in six minutes, and it's not pretty.
God, I fucking love Letterman.
“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle,” said a source familiar with Mariah’s plans. What went wrong? The issue of who was picking up the tab. “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested,” the source revealed. (Source)
Tin Cuppin It (Expression) Derived from the Kevin Costner movie, Tin Cup;, the expression is the equivalent of "fuck it, it's Friday. I got nothing left in the tank. Any effort I make at a decent shot is gonna land in the drink anyway, so here's Amanda Seyfried's Vanity Fair pin-up. I'm going to get a beer."
Hulk Sissy (Noun) Poor imitation of the Hulk, created for comedic effect.
"Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect."
"This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels." (Source)
"Although Mr. Fields's intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know. Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm." (Source)
“Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner. And now she's called off their wedding plans.” (Source)
"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Usmagazine.com. "Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]," she said. "Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."
In advance of the release of tomorrow's The Happening, which is sure to continue his rapid decent into less-than-mediocrity, M. Night Shyamalan had a few more words to say about his last film, the critical and box-office dud, Lady in the Water:
What I believe is important to make a good story is you have to put yourself into it. And people on the street have come up to me and said that [watching Lady was] some kind of transformative experience for them, in some bizarre and spiritual way. It's definitely the most spiritual movie I've ever made. It's sad, because maybe it was just too innocent for the times or whatever. (Source)
I believe that transformative experience they were talking about, M., was the transformation from hopeful and optimistic to completely fucking bored, while that "spiritual" feeling they felt was nausea. But I do agree it was too innocent for the times, if by "times," you mean: Every period in the history of the world, and by "innocent" you mean: Incoherent, mindless, nonsensical, confusing, narcissistic, dull, and dumb.
The Happening opens tomorrow! I can't wait, if by "can't wait," you mean, I wouldn't watch that movie with Bea Arthur's dick.
Some Jews and Kabbalah followers adjust their habits during a 50-day stretch in the springtime. In honor of one the sadder periods in their history, they forego certain indulgences, such as weddings, music, shaves or haircuts. Indeed, according to photos, Kutcher started growing his beard right around Passover, the start of that 50-day phase. (Source)
Hells Yeah (Expression) Better than "hell yeah." Used when you are extremely excited/happy for some reason or another.
This has nothing to do with gossip or celebrities, but I saw this headline this morning and thought you folks might appreciate the sentiment:
When it comes to Rainbow Killer, if there's one thing I think we can all agree upon is that the woman is a goddamn class act. Indeed, according to the L.A. Times, Katherine Heigl -- who won an Emmy for best supporting actress last year -- has decided to selflessly take her name out of contention this year, so as to give other actresses a fighting chance. She said:
"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials."
Oh, cut the shit, Katherine: You just threw the entire "Grey's Anatomy" writing staff under the bus, you contemptible, narcissistic, delusional bitch. You know the saying, "Don't shit where you eat?" Well, you just took a huge, steaming dump on the "Grey's Anatomy" writers' table, and if there's any goddamn justice in the world, they are going to smear fecal matter all over you next season. I hope, in a symbolic act, they have an ambulance drive over you in the season opener, but that -- instead of dying -- you're forced to spend all 24 episodes in a hospital bed communicating by blinking while nurses "accidentally" spill bed pans on you.
You fucked with the wrong people this time, lady.
And for the record: I'm glad Denny died. You didn't deserve him.
Because I'm apparently secretly a sensitive pansy-boy who likes willowy music, I've been listening to the new Alanis Morissette album, Flavors of Entanglement, the last couple of days. I'm a big fan of the album, and one song in particular, "Torch," a heartbreaking ballad that is clearly about her break-up with Ryan Reynolds.
It's so sad, folks. So very achy. In fact, out of solidarity with Alanis, I'm temporarily giving up my man-crush on Ryan Reynolds. Ryan: You've betrayed us both for nice cleavage and a pout.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
The heart-wrenching lyrics to "Torch," after the cut. Meanwhile, here's Alanis making her way into the Ed Sullivan Theater last night to perform on "The Late Show with David Letterman."
"I'm a pretty low-maintenance kind of guy. I'd like to be with someone who is secure with themselves. She has to understand that I have a lot going on and I'm busy."
"I'd like someone who has their own thing going on - their own 'passion,' whatever it is." A surefire way to win him over? "I like a girl that's funny."
As for pet peeves: "If she's a big chain smoker, I'm not really a fan of that. Or a cusser - someone who isn't nice to people."
"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school). I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support."
"I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."
Peekaboo is a game similar to hide and seek, but played with babies. In the game, one (child, teenager, or adult) hides their face, pops back into the baby's view, and says — to the baby's amusement — Peekaboo! I see you!
Isn't this adorable? Ashlee plays Peekaboo just like my 11-month-old son: By covering just the one eye. I'll tell Ashlee the same thing I tell my kid: That's cheating, buddy, and if you keep it up, you're going straight to hell, where Satan gouges out your eyes out if you cheat.
Born Again Christian (Noun) A person who renounces his or her current lifestyle and becomes a Christian, which commonly happens to former celebrities after their career and/or personal life takes a downward spiral. It' a frightening conversion because someone who was once cool and hip suddenly becomes a brain-washed worshiper of a mythical being and, thus, rarely listens to reason
After a recent DUI, some unwise career choices, and a tumultuous decade following the demise of her sitcom, "Boy Meets World," Topanga (real name unknown) has confessed on her blog that she's made mistakes but wants to be a role model for girls. She writes:
I understand that some “controversial" pictures of me have surfaced online recently and I just want to apologize to anyone who was offended by them. They were taken awhile ago, while I was out with my friends and we had a little too much to drink and we were goofing off and maybe we took it a little too far but these were private pictures that were stolen from me. I want you all to know that I always make sure I carry myself in a classy way because I want to be a role model for young girls. I have accepted Jesus in my life.
Hmmm ... from the looks of those "controversial pictures," it looks like "Jesus" is a drunk blond with soft cheeks, not that there's anything wrong with that. But, I think Topanga might want to consult a dictionary: She's not so much a reborn Christian as she is a reborn lesbian, which is a lot cooler and, unless she plans on going the Kirk Cameron route, a lot better for her career.
The controversial photos:
Cox, however, seemed optimistic about the future. She and hubby David, with whom she produced Dirt, have their own shingle, and as such, "We’re developing all kinds of stuff right now," she said. "We'll producing more stuff together, for sure." (Source)
"Mix it all together with some awesome black-rimmed glasses and bicurious shoes, and you've got a new lesbian icon," says the AfterEllen writeup. "Smart, sexy, funny and down-to-earth: That's what lesbians like!"You know who else likes Tina Fey besides lesbians? Men. Oh sure, FHM and Maxim would have you believe that Jessica Biel or Megan Fox are the hottest women alive, but that's because FHM and Maxim readers are not actually men, but penises that swim in petri dishes and surf the net for porn. Real men -- or at least those not frightened by intelligence -- would give up the ability to walk for a crack at that tasty, tasty Tina Fey ass.
"When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in Margot at the Wedding, it actually had a double chin. I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim." (Source)Fun Fact! Thanks to that scene in Margot at the Wedding, I've actually been blind for a little over six months now. The bad news, unfortunately, is that I can no longer see and I have to use voice-recognition software to compose my blog entries; the good news, however, is that I'll never have to see Jack Black naked again. Plus, my seeing-eye dog has been specifically trained to pop open cans of Pabst, the nectar of Gods. In the end, I think it's a pretty fair trade-off.
Self Awareness (Noun) The explicit understanding that one exists. Furthermore, it includes the concept that one exists as an individual, separate from other people, with private thoughts. It may also include the understanding that other people are similarly self-aware.
As the two were ushered in by hospital personnel, they were taking care of some last-minute details—like whether they have enough memory on their digital camera. "Don't worry," McDermott reassured his wife. "That thing [the camera] holds like 150 [photos]." (Source)
"They call me Puff Daddy... he's back," the mogul raps on the remix of O'Neal McKnight's single "Check Your Coat." (McKnight is Combs' former stylist.) "Yeah you heard me right - I said Puff Daddy," he continues. "I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t."
Combs also posted on his MySpace page: "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy." (Source)
Braless Titti Monster (Noun) From the Urban Dictionary: When one, usually a female with large breasts goes out in public not wearing the correct support needed to hold those babies in.This person could accidentally fall or might possibly attempt to run, jog, or sprint, scaring people because they are a braless titti monster.
"I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I'd rather he didn't order in the sex." (Source)
Gambit (Fictional Character) Gambit (Remy LeBeau) is a Marvel Comics superhero that has been a member of the X-Men. A mutant, Gambit possesses the ability to manipulate kinetic energy. He is also skilled in card throwing, hand-to-hand combat, and the use of a BÅ.
It's Friday and the gossip has run dry, so it's as good a time as any to remind everyone that "Friday Night Light's" Taylor Kitsch will be playing Gambit in the upcoming X-Men: Wolverine film. I just thought you might like to be reminded of that.
No reason, really. Nor is there any reason you' want to click on these thumbnails. Except that it's Friday. And maybe you don't have anything else better to do.
Deadpool (Fictional character) Comic-book character sometimes depicted as a mercenary, villain, or anti-hero; who appears in books published by Marvel Comics, usually in the X-Men family of titles. Nicknamed the "Merc with a Mouth", Deadpool is a high-tech mercenary known for his wisecracks, black humor, and satirical pop-culture references.
I mean, we've already started down this road, so there's really no point in turning back, right? While Taylor Kitsch has the honor of playing Gambit in the upcoming Wolverine flick, Ryan Reynolds will play Deadpool. Just thought you might want to know that. In case you were thinking about seeing it. In 2010. My reason for mentioning it has absolutely nothing to do with the man's abs, so just lay off.
They are nice abs, though. I'm just sayin'.
Embarathy (Noun) A combination of embarrassment and empathy. Feeling embarrassed one someone else's behalf.
Accessory (Noun) A person who assists in the commission of a crime, but who does not actually participate in the commission of the crime as a joint principal.
It's pretty clear what's going on here. Either 1) Those girls stole a Barbie doll while Luke Wilson acted as a lookout and the lot of them are being apprehended, or 2) those cops are male strippers who picked one hell of an inappropriate place to perform their duties.
“It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. “And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?"
Move Forward (Expression) Euphemism, in this case meaning: "Probably do a couple of VH1 Celebreality shows where I make out with Verne Troyer, hurl into a downward spiral of drugs and depression (a great segue into VH1's "Celebrity Rehab"), and then drop off the face of the Earth.
Good news for fans of George Clooney ex-girlfriends; Sarah Larson, recently kicked to the curb by Clooney, is apparently moving forward, so a friend of hers tells People.
From what we've talked about she's doing well," Jennifer Morss, executive director of Aid for AIDS of Nevada and a friend of Larson's, tells PEOPLE. "You just move forward. She's a strong, very smart girl who I think will make it through pretty much anything." (Source)She may think she can "make it through pretty much anything," but she's never experienced the feeling of being dumped a two-time sexiest man alive. It's like heroin withdrawal, only less glamorous than the insomnia, restlessness, bone aches,diarrhea, and vomiting associated with quitting heroin cold turkey. I once had a dream that Clooney bought me a drink, and when I woke up, I couldn't get out bed for three days.
If you ever get the burning desire to take a shitty song and make it shittier, hire Ashley Tisdale -- she gives a song the perfect blend of cat mewl and disembowelment.
"I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it."
It's just unethical and disappointing that they would allow the dress to be worn again.I don't know a lot about the fashion world, but out here, in the real world where people work for a fucking living, it's not all that uncommon to wear a dress more than once. In fact, it's customary to wear something until a) it no longer fits your fat ass, or b) it's threadbare and begins to fall apart. But, I suppose, in the bizzaro fashion world, it must be unethical to actually make use of fabric more than once -- and apparently, the more you pay for it, the least often it should be worn. But I do appreciate that SJP, in real life, is as big a vapid, shallow twit as her SaTC character.
"When the police approached, she asked them, 'You know who I am, right?' " one source said. "Then she said, 'I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part as a junkie.' "
The source said detectives found a pipe on O'Neal, daughter of actor Ryan O'Neal. The pipe and screen were clean. "Then she said she'd been clean for two years, and that she'd just came out today," the source said.
"Can't we just forget about this?" sources said she begged the detectives.
Listen, if I'm being really candid, there are all these questions about how they respond to black people on the show. Sayid gets to meet Nadia again, and Desmond and Penny hook up again, but a little black boy and his father hooking up, that wasn't interesting? Instead, Walt just winds up being another fatherless child. It plays into a really big, weird stereotype and, being a black person myself, that wasn't so interesting. (Source)What the hell? Is he seriously pulling the race card for this? His character killed two innocent people in Season Two, and the writers worked him back into the show to give him a more graceful, redemptive send-off, and now he's blaming the death of his character on racism? Get the fuck outta here. That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. How many people have died on "Lost"? A ton. But you know what? They express a little disappointment that they no longer get to continue on the show, and then rightfully express thanks for the opportunity to be a part of it. But to make baseless accusations that the writers are racist? That's just messed up, man.