Spit it Out: (Phrase) What to say to someone who is withholding a secret, stuttering, or jawing a big, unattractive wad of gum in their mouth.

OK, seriously? Hey jackhole, you're at the premiere of your shitty new movie, the least you can do is spit out your damn gum. This whole, immature, frat boy, "I just don't know any better" act stopped being cute when you were like, thirty-five. For those who are counting, that was seven years and about a dozen shitty movies ago. This isn't "Saturday Night Live" anymore, no matter how many double-chinned, toupee-wearing, equally unfunny former cast members are here for it. For however many ungodly millions of dollars they're paying you by now to show up and make baby voices and funny faces into the camera, the least you can do is afford yourself some motherfucking class, you stupid goddamn turd.