Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up. Maybe. I mean, they could have. But then again ... (IDLYITW)

However, Jake and Reese are definitely going to get married. Someday. Probably. (Celebrity Smack)

F'get the dress, what is up with Janet Jackson's boobs? (Seriously? OMG!)

Is there an illegitimate Beyoncelet running around loose somewhere? (Yeeeah!)

Yet another London celebrity forgets to wear a shirt. Come on -- how hard it is to put on clothes when you leave the house? (Celebslam)

Heroin and crack. Two great tastes that taste great together. (The Blemish)

What? Huh? Colonel Angus causes mouth cancer! (Offsprung)

So, that whole Shia Labeouf drunken Walgreens scene -- yeah, it was all about zit cream. (Celebitchy)

Here's your lunch-hour underwater fantasy. (YBNBY)

I didn't think that last week's "The Office" was that bad. (The Watcher)

OMG! OMG! OMG! Thank goodness, both "Supernanny" and "Wife Swap" were renewed another season. (Pajiba)