Heather Mills is writing a lifestyle book -- I hope she knows that the title How to Lose Friends and Alienate People is already taken. (Celebitchy)

Paula Abdul sober, even for one day? MY ASS. (Seriously? OMG!)

Spencer Pratt is as generous as he is handsome! (The Blemish)

Angelina and Brad should just name the twins Frick and Frack. (Yeeeah!)

Steve Carell will pretty much act in anything. And here I thought he was trolling for Oscars in Evan Almighty. (Daily Stab)

Samantha Ronson could use a hot shower and a change of clothes. (IBBB)

Christina Ricci in a floor length black gown? Hmmmm... FAIL. (usemycomputer)

Will Smith needs to come out the Scientology closet already. (Celebslam)

Ashlee and Pete's wedding invitations predictably lame and gothy. (CelebWarship)

The least fucked up member of the Hogan Family is losing it. (CrazyDays&Nights)

I'm Mr. Plow, that's my name -- that name again is Mr. Plow! (Pajiba)