Sarcastic Oh Em Gee! (Exclamation) Means: I could not give any less of a shit. Should be said in a loud burst, while rolling eyes. 

Though I managed to avoid a single second of "American Idol" this year, I still woke up this morning with more news stories devoted to last night's season winner than there were to the gas crisis, the earthquake in China, and the tragedy in Myanmar. Apparently, a guy named David won -- either a scruffier looking David or a teeny-bopper looking David. I can't tell. Nor do I give a shit.

In fact, glancing over one of the articles, it seems that all that the "acerbic" judge Simon Cowell could muster was a sarcastic Oh Em Gee! himself, revealing last night, "For the first time ever, I don't care who wins."

That's the spirit, Simon. I don't care, either. In fact, I don't care if the show and all its winners (save for Kelly Clarkson -- she's a firecracker) fell into a deep dark well and we're eaten by barracudas, which is how most of them sound when they attempt to sing, anyway.

Death to Idol!