Sad: (Adjective) Pathetically inadequate or unfashionable.

Despite the fact that Jennie Garth has now been cast for the "90210" spin-off, Tori is once again telling anyone who'll listen that she wants to be on the show. Yeah, we know.

“Jennie is already on board for the series and we have been in touch about it. I would love to see our characters Kelly and Donna together again and get the chance to work with my friend again.”

“It was always my dad’s dream and intention to make a new 90210 before he passed, so I know he is proud and he would be even more proud if I were a part of it,” said Spelling, 34, of her father, TV producer Aaron Spelling. “I truly hope for the fans’ sake that it all works out!”

A rep for the CW told PEOPLE, “At this point, there is nothing to report.” (Source)

Tori Spelling is like the fat kid picked last in gym class who is tragically oblivious to her massive and crippling shortcomings. So it probably doesn't help that her dad used to be the gym teacher and forced the other kids to be nice to her and let her on the team. But now her dad's dead and all she's left with is a husband she met on a "Lifetime" movie who thought she was going to inherit millions and some creepy dog she dresses up in baby clothes. And there's nothing funny about that, except maybe when she throws all her weight into a kick and misses the kickball completely and falls down. I'm only human, dammit.