Nth Degree: (Phrase) An immeasurable or utmost amount of something.

Ashlee Simpson's not at all sham marriage to Pete Wentz which took place this past weekend in the top secret, super discreet location of "The Simpson family backyard" has made it to the cover of People magazine in less than four days! Wowzers! It's almost as if this whole thing wasn't not totally for publicity!

Between the poor bulldog dressed up as ring bearer, and the his or her matching eyeliner and bangs -- I don't even know where to begin with this. It's perhaps more annoying and lame than any other Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz collaboration we've seen thus far. Mathematicians could study this for centuries and still come up with no finite amount of retarditude.