Kicked to the Curb: (Phrase) To send your significant other packing.
Uh oh! It look like someone
finally learned how to use the internet
, huh Sarah? That's why I strictly forbid any of my boyfriends from even owning
a computer, much less going online. My advice is look for a nice Amish boy. Sure, he may not "wear deodorant" or "have a drivers license," but on the bright side you'll never have to explain why you once ate a live scorpion on TV for money.