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After his last realtionship with Kate Hudson ended, well, less spectacularly -- Owen Wilson has found a healthy way to deal with their most recent break-up, the way any red-blooded Stallion of Butterscotch would: with strippers and booze! YEAH!!

But after the on-again, off-again lovebirds broke up this month for the second time, Wilson merely headed straight for a Philadelphia strip club last Thursday and partied with a topless Hudson look-alike.

"He spent 4 1/2 hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," one spy said. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill." (Source)

That's great and all... But I grew up around Philly, and I've even been to strip clubs in Philly. And those closest thing you're going to come to a Kate Hudson look-alike in a Philadelphia strip club is a Courtney Love look-alike. But hey, as long as he's drowning his sorrows with a bunch of Revlon-blonde, big-tittered skanks instead of a bottle of sleeping pills and a gallon of vodka, who am I to ruin his fun healing?