Free Woman: (Noun) Adult female on the loose after from captivity or incarceration.

After finally being arrested yesterday for the crack-smoking video that surfaced back in January, Amy Winehouse is already a free woman. Crackhouse posted her bail after being interviewed in custody for a few hours and was back out roaming the streets by 4am.

Wino has been arrested or questioned by police for various offenses five times since October, and despite clearly being a danger to herself and others, always manages to slip through the slippery fingers of the criminal justice system. Which just goes to prove, that everything I know about British Law Enforcement, as learned by old episodes of Benny Hill, is 100% accurate. If Amy had big bazooms and long, blonde hair it'd totally be a different story.