Faker: (Noun) A person who appears or claims to be something that they are not.

Hmm... I still don't believe that this bitch is knocked up. Sure, so maybe she looks slightly fatter than usual in these photos, but I look more "pregnant" than this after a burrito and diet coke. Until Ashlee Simpson actually produces a baby, I'm gonna chalk up any protrusions or swelling in the abdominal area to chronic constipation.