Cobwebs
Cobwebs (Noun) Used to describe a post-menopausal, dried-up hoo-ha, which -- because of the crazy-lady it's attached to -- hasn't seen much action in a while. For reasons beyond any mere man's comprehension, Sharon Stone thinks it's a good idea to go sailing without her underdrawers. This is a poor idea, on every level. I warn you against clicking on the thumbnail below -- if you look closely, you can probably see the cobwebs. But look too closely, you may lose your eyesight. Permanently.
um, are we totally sure sharon stone is a woman... i missed the cha cha... all i saw were some pretty big balls...
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Why hasn't Victoria's Secret alerted America about the War On Panties?
Panties, people! Please wear underwear for society's sake. This viral vag is killing me. Do not want!
she is wearing panties!
What Mike said. If you guys can't tell the difference between flesh-tone knickers and Sharon Stone's pudenda, you may want to think twice before criticising Her Vajesty in future.
Although if that's a Drop Dead Fred reference in the "Cobwebs" title, all is forgiven, forever.