Asshat
Asshat: (Noun) An extremely stupid person who has their head so far up their ass it's as if they're wearing their own ass as a hat.You probably don't recognize this guy here, and really -- there's no reason why you should. He was the leading man in Paris Hilton's movie. No, not Rick Salomon -- Paris Hilton's other movie, The Hottie and the Nottie. I know this because I'm one of the ten people who actually saw it. True story.
Anyway, here is Joel Moore hamming it up and collecting some free swag at some MTV Movie Awards promotion event -- clearly one of the few venues where a celebrity of his caliber would feel welcome. Let's all point and laugh at him, shall we? Ha ha ha ha ha. Loser!
Sadly, I knew who he was on sight. Excuse me while I just polish up my ritual disembowelment sword...ah, that's the ticket.
fuck you. joel moore is a fucking genius. i'm guessing you haven't seen "Spiral", in which he wrote, produced, directed, and performed the lead role in.
so what if he had to take a bad role in the slut's movie... at least he knows where he's trying to get in life...
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"in which he wrote, produced, directed, and performed the lead role in. "
really?
seriously, he wrote, produced, directed, and played the lead character... and it's an awesome ass movie...we rented it last weekend and I was really suprised... check it out..
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he's actually pretty funny.
Asshat indeed.
As for Spiral, he only co-directed and co-wrote. Besides, They make anything these days.
I've never liked this dude and seriously hope he stops trying to be an actor.
Dare I say 'trying to be an actor'? Well, he's posing for his own paparazzi shots. I don't even know regular people who want their picture taken with random shirts.
I wonder...
"It says 'out of shape banana' isn't that hilarious?!"
(crickets)
"Out of shape banana... get it?"
(crickets)
[robot voice] "My mom thinks I'm cool–" [random hurled rock interrupts]
aw man, he was hilarious on Dodgeball. Then he was in some movie with Paris Hilton. Now look at him, he's lost what was left of his dignity and self-respect. Paris Hilton is such a life ruiner.