Unfuckingnecessary: (Adjective) More than is needed; not appropriate and likely to be offensive or impertinent; punctuated with use of the F-word for emphasis.

After months of speculation, it seems as though a New Kids on the Block reunion is imminent, with all five members set to appear for a performance on the "Today Show" this Friday. Okay, now I know I'm gonna eat some major shit for this ... But I'm hard pressed to think of anything more unfuckingnecessary than a bunch of tired studs being trotted back out from pasture for a pathetic and ill-advised attempt at reclaiming their former glory and hopefully wetting some soccer mom panties in the process. Nipples on men, that comes close.

Having said that: you know I'm gonna be TiVO'ing this shit. I sure hope Joey still has his super cool hat with no top.