Suicidal Ideation

lglp0821+coldplay-band-portrait-coldplay-poster.jpgSuicidal Ideation (Noun) A common medical term for thoughts about suicide, which may be as detailed as a formulated plan, without the suicidal act itself.

In a survey conducted by Travelodge, British respondents said that Coldplay was the band they most like to fall asleep to -- James Blunt, Snow Patrol, and Norah Jones were right behind the Chris-Martin fronted band.

In the same survey, British people also stated that Coldplay is the band that would most likely trigger violent arm gnawing; the band most likely to prompt suicidal ideation; and the band most likely to be played to torture their terrorists.