Stalker: (Noun) A person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention.

John Cusack's stalker, (Emily Diane Leatherman, pictured above) has been ordered to stand trial for felony stalking after being arrested outside of Cusack's home in March. In a restraining order filed, Leatherman had been accused of throwing love letters and rocks over the actor's fence, and faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

Is it just me or does that seem a tad steep for throwing some shit over somebody's fence? Plus, think of all the pie-eating contests she'll have to miss out on if she goes to prison.