Good Charlotte loves Paris Hilton just as much as the rest of the world. (Seriously? OMG!)

Amy Winehouse is up Shit Creek. Imagine her disappointment when she finds out you can't get high off of shit. (Yeeeah!)

Courtney Love sells Kurt out to a major corporation shilling punk rock. (Holy Moly!)

Jimmy Fallon is about to have a whole new outlet to laugh at his own jokes. (Celebitchy)

Lynne Spears thinks Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mother. It'd be hard not to be, what with the shining example which was set for her. (Celebslam)

More Christina Ricci photos -- now with more clothes and smiling. (usemycomputer)

Heidi Montag was invited to the White House correspondents dinner.  Spencer Pratt was not. Ha ha ha ha ha. (The Blemish)

Elizabeth Hurley wears a dress to the launch of her bikini line. Hmmm. (Popoholic)

Relive Samuel L. Jackson getting eaten by the big shark again and again. (Pajiba)