Tom and Katie: Now with matching hair. Because, let's be honest -- the only person Tom really wants to fuck is himself. (Seriously? OMG!)

Doogie can suck it, cause Britney's coming back whether he likes it or not. (Yeeeah!)

Elizabeth Hurley and a giant can of airbrush rock a bikini. (Celebrity Smack)

Pauvre Shia LaBoooof can't find nobody to tinkle his pinkle. (The Blemish)

Jason Segal's pinkle more popular than his face. (Celebitchy)

The Meg Ryan Phillipe face mash-up. (Pretty on the Outside)

That Amy Winehouse just gets prettier each passing day. (Celebslam)

Christina Ricci looks like a cartoon creation. (Usemycomputer)