Old Ass
Old Ass (Adjective) Used to describe when something is REALLY old.Robert Redford really is an old ass bastard, but you know what? I'd still hit it. He may be old and busted, but he's one dapper mother fucker.
Old Ass (Adjective) Used to describe when something is REALLY old.
Would!
c'mon -- even with those goofy glasses that look like something you buy at Spencer's at the mall? He looks like the Perfesser from Gilligan's Island.
I wouldn't hit that with a borrowed stick. Though... he's still better than a lot of the current batch of tabloid men... Benji (great name for a DOG) and whatsitsass from that lame "punk" band are horfworthy, even without thinking that one (both?) has put it in Paris Hilton!
.... but I'm much rather have Connery.
.... or Lemmy! Lemmy would probably be a great fuck. Great sense of humor, tons of experiance, wickedly dirty mind....
HOW CAN YOU ESITATE WHEN HAVING PARIS HILTON LEGGS ON YOUR SHOULDERS?EVEN IF I AM DIED I WILL WAKE UP.