Heidiwood
Heidiwood: (Location) One of the overlooked circles of hell; inhabited by a soulless, fake-breasted, slack-jawed She Devil and her army of minions.Jimminy Christmas. When I was a kid, the priests used to warn me about going to a place like this, but until now I never believed it was real. How the fuck many Hail Marys do I have to say to prevent myself from ever winding up here? A billion? Consider it done!
More of Tits McSatan's fashion show/purgatory:
One of those pictures reminded me... know what would be awesome? If Perez Hilton died of AIDS.
Yee-ikes. As much as I appreciate the sentiment of wishing Perez Hilton dead, the homophobic connotations make me a weence uncomfortable.
Goddess bless for saying what we're all thinking. If I die and go to hell I think it will pretty much look like Heidi Montag.
Hmmm. I guess I'm just not enough of a homophobe to believe one must be gay to cantract AIDS. I chose that particular disease because it's a long, painful way to go. Now that I think about it, that was probably the wrong decision. All we need is for Perez Hilton to become some kind of martyr. Perhaps he could just get hit by an ice cream truck, while he's out scoping for little boys to molest. (That's what homophobia looks like).