Final Destination: Series of movies based on the premise that if you cheat Death, Death will come collecting for your soul -- generally in some creatively gory manner.

Jerry Seinfeld literally escaped death when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working while driving in the Hamptons last weekend, causing him to go careening off the highway and flipping over before coming to a stop.

Soooo... What's it gonna be, Jerry? The movies say you have to eat it, and why would they lie? Beheading by errant circular saw? Piranha enema? Oooh, I know! Getting trapped in a phone booth with a swarm of killer bees! Wouldn't that be poetic!