End of the Trend: (Expression) A fad or craze which has been gratuitously or obscenely overdone to the point of death.

I blame it on Demi Moore. That goddamn Vanity Fair photo shoot she did back in 1991 basically achieved the same result that we'd get if we turned off our spam filters -- essentially, leaving the door wide fucking open for any riffraff to just come strolling on in to ruin it for everyone.

And as if Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears weren't bad enough, now there's this. I get it, OK? Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. But guess what? Tori Spelling is not. In fact, this is right up there with being forced to look at pictures of my parents having sex or puppies being tortured. Enough is enough. I call for an end of the trend!