Castrate (Verb) to remove the testes of; emasculate; geld.

Normally, whenever I see Maxim magazine, I develop a strong urge to castrate myself, just to separate myself from the hetero-neanderthalian fuckwit men who publish and read that periodical. But, I'm only human, and when Maxim puts Gillian Anderson in their pages, it's hard not too appreciate the Cro-Magnon misogynists who piece it together just a little bit.

All hail Scully, half-clothed or otherwise.