Umbilicoplasty
Umbilicoplasty (Noun) Sometimes referred to as "belly button surgery," it is a plastic surgery procedure to modify the appearance of one's navel, or belly button. It's very possible that I'm being hyper-aware, but does Patricia Heaton not have a freakishly tiny naval? That can't be natural, can it? Surely, she's had umbilicoplasty, right? There's no room in there for lint or fuzz. It's freaking my shit out, and I can't stop staring. Where is this woman's belly button?
Maybe she dropped it somewhere on the beach. I do hope she finds it.
'Patricia's from out there!'
Says Dick while pointing to the heavens, after being tracked by police for the stake burning of Patricia Heaton..
P.S. Eughww!
you know, i lost all patience for patricia heaton after her whole self-important terri schiavo interlude.
learning that she has a freaky belly button only reinforces this decision.
I think she's had multiple tummy tucks. I guess the hunk of flesh that originally contained her belly button was hacked off. You'd think they'd have cut her a new one.