Totally Straight

By Stacey on March 28, 2008 Posted in:
chasez0328_1.jpgTotally Straight: (Adjective) 100% without a doubt heterosexual.

JC Chasez recently denied rumors that he and "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford had gone gay together. Chasez says:

"For the record, we're both straight. We're not dating. The only time people usually see us together is in some type of photograph, so they just assume that it's like that." (Source)

Seriously though, how could anyone think that this raging hunk of testosterone is anything other than totally straight? The only way he could be less gay is if he were holding a six-pack of Budweiser and a stack of titty mags in those outstretched hands of his.

At the finale of "Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew:"

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Jennifer said:

Gahh! Miley Cyrus Bot of pop culture destruction tearing her way through the crowd. More examples of how the dead walk among us. ::Shudder:: Great work Mistress. Love how you give me the info on what I need to avoid. I Heart You.

March 28, 2008 2:05 PM

Andy said:

NO of course he's straight - there's no such thing as a celebrity who's gay - they just dont exist do they? - because if they did all the homophobic turds on here would have a heart attack.

June 9, 2008 11:45 AM